"Because red is an awesome color, and red sunglasses are both cool and slightly intimidating? And--" Okay, yeah, he didn't think about that. "People who wear sunglasses at night are even more intimidating. It's like--hey! Those guys are wearing sunglasses and don't need to! Better not mess with them!"

"Yeah! Because we're guarding...I don't know, other people? It's easy to remember. We can walk up in some place and be like, 'hey. We're the Guardians. And now you're about to have a really bad day.'"

Look, Flynn, sometimes life just needs to be more like bad 80's action movies, okay?