It's a long story. But there's this big party going on, and the lights go out. And in the dark I run into this, just -- a real douchelord named Seth. And he bites me, and I bite him, whatever -- but then my, uh...friend...Bjorn, he hears this happening and he tries to help. With his giant pick. Except he hits me instead of Seth, and it just -- he just tears me right open. I thought I was going to bleed out.
So you know what I did next? Big, brave daughter of Quetzalcoatl?
cw major traumatic injury
It's a long story. But there's this big party going on, and the lights go out. And in the dark I run into this, just -- a real douchelord named Seth. And he bites me, and I bite him, whatever -- but then my, uh...friend...Bjorn, he hears this happening and he tries to help. With his giant pick. Except he hits me instead of Seth, and it just -- he just tears me right open. I thought I was going to bleed out.
So you know what I did next? Big, brave daughter of Quetzalcoatl?