Well, you're gonna come back and then we'll talk a lot more and I'm going to tell you all about the Third Dynasty and I promise it's not going to be boring and I'll include lots of mummies and curses and you're gonna think it's really cool and, and...

[What is he even saying? He doesn't even know anymore, the words just keep coming, interrupted by the occasional sniff.]

And you're not dumb, you're really not and you can always talk to me and I'll... I'll always be your friend.