Learning is haaaarrddd. [A whine. He thinks all it has to do with is memorization and boring things.]

Art is great when it gets me money, I guess. I actually know a little bit about it because of...things. [Totally didn't steal fancy art to sell it on the black market nope.]

It's like you have a secret identity. That sucks, dude. I mean, secret identities are cool when you have someone to share the secret with. Do you have like, a sidekick or anything?